Why has the importance of a good supporting knicker never been addressed? At school, in magazines, the weird French women who did the school run... they all harked on about always wearing a decent, supportive and uplifting bra to stop your boobies from making a run south. (And because you'll never hitch a sailor if your balls hang low.)
And they were right. You only have to flick through the pages of the National Geographic to see what happens to a (third) world without Elle Macpherson Intimates.
But why no mention of what becomes of your behind if you only wear Primark pants with no lycra content? I'll tell you what happens... you end up with a saggy old bottom that bounces around like two water balloons in a carrier bag, that's what.
So here I was, pondering the name for my genius invention (a soutien-derrière? The bum-balconette? A halter-butt?) when I came across this... www.feelfoxy.com/Biniki_Butt_Bra_p/bk01a.htm.
It lives, dear reader! And do you know what? It looks pants.
That is possibly the scariest looking contraption i have EVER seen! good work on finding it!x
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